Q: “If I was tied up, gagged, and blindfolded on your bed when you walked in, what would you do to me?”

Jun 2 · 2012

A: Scream. Then run out. Then freak out in the hallway. Then come back in and untie you and do the “shoo shoo” hand motion that means “carry on”.

Also how did you get past my dog?

(yes I know what this was, but the inspiration hit me)

(via stark-enterprises)

I am a rational person doing rational things right?
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